Well, hello there! You've stumbled upon the golden ticket to pleasure town. We're talking about masturbation aids, your new best friends for those solo sessions.
Ever had a date with yourself that was, let's say, less than thrilling? Fear not! We're here to spice up your alone time with a range of tools designed just for you.
Why Use Masturbation Aids
Right, listen up. Here's the deal. Masturbation aids are not just for spicing things up during your alone time; they're about transforming the whole self-pleasure journey from a hastily-rushed 'must-do' to a 'can’t-wait-to-do' event. Think about it, do you have a Michelin star meal and just scoff it down like it’s fast food? Of course not and why apply a different logic to one's private moments?
We at Peaches & Cream totally believe that everyone deserves a blockbuster movie kinda experience in their solo play. So what's the fuss about these gadgets? To give you a bit more depth (mind out of the gutter, please!), let's get into the nitty-gritty.
First off, let's talk about sensory stimulation. We humans are wired for variety. Imagine watching the same episode of 'The Office' over and over again? After the tenth time, it just wouldn’t make you laugh as much, right? Here's where masturbation aids come in, offering hitherto uncharted regions of sensations for your pleasure peaks!
Take vibrating aids, they come in all shapes and sizes. And let's not forget those little rascals work on different speeds, making for a thrilling ride! A 2019 anonymous study among our customers revealed that a whopping 83% experienced enhanced pleasure using a vibrating aid compared to your traditional handwork (yes folks there are stats on masturbation)!
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Next up, the diversity of aids. We've got everything from the sleek and slender to the big and bold. Let's be real here, on some days, you're in the mood for a quickie while on other days, you fancy a slow and steady climb up the Mount Everest of orgasm. Luckily for you, masturbation aids cater to all your whims and fancies!
Types of Masturbation Aids
Yours truly, the friendly neighbourhood Peaches & Cream's expert, is about to add handful of appealing flavours to your self-love menu. There's a smorgasbord of choice—and, thanks to us Kiwis, half the world's licking their lips with anticipation.
Vibrator: You've probably heard of these rhythmic geniuses. Be it the classic, bullet, rabbit or wand types, vibration sensations will have your toes curling quicker than a zap from a rogue electric eel. With adjustable settings, you can float from a gentle hum to a wild jackhammer in seconds. Promise, your cat won't start chasing your 'mouse' around.
Dildos: One of humanity’s oldest friends. Dildos are like your loyal, long-term companion who knows your takeout order by heart. These thrusty chaps might not do the dishes, but they sure know how to hit the spot. They come in all shapes n' sizes—don't blush, love. There's a fit for everyone.
Butt Plugs: Prepare for lift-off without leaving your bed! These clever little gadgets, often under-appreciated, can make your regular trips to cloud nine feel like first-class luxury cruises. Pro-tip: start small and work your way up for a smooth, pleasurable journey.
Fleshlight: Fellas, these aren't your average torch. Fleshlights are all trick, no treat. Forget adult magazines, these realistic, handheld devices are a passport to Pleasureville—no boarding pass required.
Love Eggs/Ben Wa Balls: Ladies, here’s a secret weapon. Love Eggs or Ben Wa Balls can train your pelvic muscles like a CrossFit fanatic on energy drinks. They're not just for vanity, they're priceless gems offering more intense orgasms. Mums the word, but sometimes, they even double as a workout accessory!
It's clear as a gin n' tonic on a summer's day: there's no shortage of devices to jes' your golly. New to solo games? Take baby steps, mate. Start exploring with something simple. Remember, it's not the destination, it's the journey. So get out there and forge your own path to Mt. Pleasurable—you'll be grinning like the Cheshire cat in no time.
Vibrators: Finding Your Perfect Match
Once you have made your mind up to step out on this bold adventure don't simply dive in headfirst without any lifejackets. Choosing a vibrator's not as simple as choosing the next Netflix series. And surely finding the right match for your beloved solitude sessions isn’t as trivial as deciding what colour socks to wear!
As varied as your favourite takeaway menus, vibrators come with a world of options! Clitoral stimulators, g-spot seeking missiles, rumbly things that shake your world — I'm telling you folks, it's like an amusement park right at your fingertips, and you're the ride operator.
Don't be daunted or feel overwhelmed, take courage in knowing that others have been on this quest before and have emerged victorious — or should I say vibrating?
Let's look at the actual design. Dual Action or Rabbit Vibrators, loved by many, is like getting a bang for your buck, or rather 'buzz'. Designed to stimulate both the g-spot and the clitoris simultaneously, it's the prodigal child that provides more bangs than Guy Fawkes Night itself.
Consider Bullet Vibrators as well — a lean, mean, orgasm machine. These little wonders are as discreet as they are intense. Slip 'em in your pocket, purse, or takeaway bag — ready for action quicker than you can order a large fries.
Remember how your grandma always said, "It's not about the size but what you do with it"? She was so wise, and we bet she wasn't just talking about knitting needles.
Oh, and we can't ignore the Wand Massagers. Forget Harry Potter, with these wand vibrators you'll be casting some serious pleasure spells all on your own!
We know, it's a lot to take in, like the first time eating a Jaffa Cake — simply mind-boggling. But hey! Remember, it's your journey, not your destination that matters.
Do you see something that tickles your fancy or perhaps buzzes your boat? Give it a try; you're just a click away from your perfect match. And if you don't like it – return it (unopened, mind you – we don’t want a used one, thank you!), that's another beauty of living in the 21st century.
Dildos: A Customizable Experience
Enough about vibrators, let's shift gears and talk about dildos! If vibrators were the main course, then dildos are the scrumptious dessert that follows. These bad boys offer a unique, personal experience that's pretty hard to beat.
Unlike vibrators, dildos don't need batteries or a power source. They're your silent companions, always ready to play when you are. The only noise you'll hear is your own heavy breathing – and maybe a few other sounds if you're really having a good time.
Dildos range in size, shape, colour and texture. So whether you like them big, small, curved, straight, ribbed, or smooth, there's a dildo out there with your name all over it.
Go for Size
Size really does matter, doesn't it? Dildos start from innocently small sizes and go all the way up to "eye-popping" ones. Worried about size being too small or too big? Don't be. It's perfectly normal to start small if you're new to this game. But remember, it's your journey and if you decide to move to monster size, more power to you.
Here's a look at the average sizes:
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Small |
Hotdog |
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Medium |
Cucumber |
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Large |
Water bottle |
Realistic Vs Non-Realistic
Who said your dildo has to look like the real thing? If you're not comfortable with a realistic looking dildo, that's just fine. Non-realistic dildos with abstract designs and bright colours are available. Go wild with your choice – you're the one in control here.
Try Different Materials
Materials matter too! Dildos come in silicone, glass, metal and even wood. Yes, you heard that right – wood! Each material offers a unique feeling and has its own advantages. Silicone dildos are soft and flexible, while glass and metal dildos are hard and smooth for a totally different sensation. And wood, well, wood brings a touch of Mother Nature to your solo playtime.
Fleshlights: The Realistic Option
Welcome to your tour of the fleshlight! Now, pay attention, class. There will not be a quiz, but there's a good potential for a very satisfying homework assignment later!
With their lifelike form and feel, fleshlights offer a unique advantage over other solo aids: realism. They're like the chameleons of the sex toy world: changing colours, shapes, sizes to mimic real life, providing a thoroughly satisfying solo experience.
Let's take the inner texture. It's not just a feature; it's a full-on sensation fiesta! Rows of bumps, twists, turns, and ribs all strategically placed to party with your sensitive areas. Yes, all of them!
Some fiendishly clever people even made them adjustable. Imagine that. A masturbatory aid that gets you, understands your needs, tighter when you need it, looser when you don't. And about the range? Forget about it! Fleshlights come in all the various shapes you can think of from the classic vagina to the more niche alien. Because, well, variety is the spice of life, right?
With a fleshlight, maintenance is a doddle. An easy ride, if you will. Pop it open, give it a wash, leave it to air dry, and voila! You're ready for round two, or three, or eight. Look, we're not judging. Just stay hydrated, mate.
And materials used? Top-notch. SuperSkin they call it. And they're not just whistling Dixie! Soft, pliable, and extremely resilient. This stuff was made for serious fun times. While we're not saying it's the closest thing to real human skin that isn't actually real human skin ... Oh, wait! That's precisely what we're saying!
Anal Toys: Exploring New Pleasures
Who said the backdoor is "exit only"? Cast those outdated thoughts aside! It's time to introduce yourself to the wonderfully titillating world of anal toys. The proper use of these intimate items allows you to discover new areas of pleasure in your solo sessions.
First in line for roll call: butt plugs. Don't let the name put you off. A well-chosen plug can be your trusty sextoy sidekick. It's available in several sizes and materials. The most common are silicone, glass, and metal. And let's not forget the key selling point: once it's in, your hands are free for... well, other things!
From timid beginners to maverick explorers, there's a plug size for everyone. If you're just dipping your toes in these kinky waters, a smaller size is your best bet. After all, it's not a race. There's no pressure to size up —unless you fancy the challenge.
Next on the menu: the exotic anal beads. Think of it like a symphony, each bead plays a different note, creating a crescendo of pleasure as they're progressively removed.
Fun fact! The booty is jam-packed with nerve endings eager for stimulation. This makes it a prime area for sexual exploration. Products like prostate massagers are specifically designed to give your P-spot the royal treatment.
Remember:
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Use a good helping of lubes on whichever toy you're gaming with.
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Don't just power ahead like a bull in a china shop! Gradual and gentle is the way to go.
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Maintain regular hygiene routines with your anal toys, same as your other intimate items.
Sure, the world of anal toys might seem intimidating at first glance. But with a touch of curiosity, a dash of excitement, and a healthy dollop of lube, you'll find this uncharted territory ripe for exploration. But hey, who am I to say? I'm just a harmless Kiwi bird with a love for sexual health and wellness.
Remember, embarking on this journey is entirely your choice. It's your body, your session, your rules. Wear that control like a badge of honour and never be ashamed to experiment. It's all part of the fun!
Accessories: Enhancing Your Experience
In the world of personalised solo sessions, you're the boss, the conductor, or the lone ranger setting off on a once-a-day adventure. As you know, there's no one-size-fits-all path to self-discovery or pleasure. The thrill lies in exploring and experimenting—getting sweaty in your quest for the perfect "nudge-nudge, wink-wink" moment. Using the right accessories can act like a souped-up spice mix, transforming your pleasure palette from 'mild' to 'flaming hot'. And who doesn't love a bit of extra spice?
From aiding your fleshlight game to creating a sensual ambience, accessories up your pleasure game like a charm. You've got lubes, toy cleaners and renewing powders at your disposal—the holy trinity, if you will. Toy cleaners and renewing powders keep your precious bits in tip-top condition, while lubes, well... they just make everything slide more smoothly. Forget the squeaky wheel—it's the well-oiled wheel that gets the action, my friend.
Dabble in the arts of sensation play! Get some nipple clamps or feathers, you cheeky minx! Tickling sensation one moment, a powerful pinch the next—doesn't that sound like an evening well spent? Experiencing different stimuli keeps the thrill alive and can transform your solo session from routine to raunchy. Remind yourself—same old, same old is passe.
Who said 'pleasure accessories' mean only physical items? 'Mood' is a virtual accessory dear friend. Play around with lightings—perhaps some fairy lights for that ethereal feel or the bold, no-nonsense bright white. If you fancy aural aids, let Barry White's voice lead you to the climax or, if you're more the daring type, how about some erotic ASMR?
Getting the grip of accessories can be like navigating a befuddling maze. The trick is not to overthink. Explore. Experiment. Embrace the new. Because at the end of the day, it’s not the destination that matters—all the fun is in the journey, right?
Well, there you have it! You're now a whizz on the solo session scene. From fleshlights to anal beads, you've got the lowdown on all the toys that'll make your personal time a bit more personal. Remember, it's all about the journey, not just the destination. So, take your time, explore and treat your body like the amusement park it is. Don't forget to keep things slick with the lube, clean with the toy cleaner and fresh with the renewing powders. And, if you're feeling adventurous, why not throw in some nipple clamps or feathers? After all, variety is the spice of life. So, go forth, experiment, and remember, it's your body, your choice. Now, go have some fun with your new toys, and don't forget to dim the lights and set the mood. Who knew solo sessions could be this exciting?
